Sunday, April 29

My Nemesis!

While I wasn't looking my hostas have started coming up. And the BASTARD SLUGS have already been at them!

Now dear reader, I like to think I am a kind liberal person - but where slugs are concerned I have no mercy. Unlike rats, (which I also don't care for) they cannot be eaten in extremis, or used to flavour bar snacks. No, this is WAR, and as you will see from my pics, bugger organic gardening, I'd use agent orange if it rid me of these varmints.

1 comment:

MortimerBones said...

upturned grapefruits, and mini wells of cheap beer.
Alternatively perhaps you could pop along to the rescue centre and get a couple of hedgehogs? they love slugs.